Apparently squirrels masturbate to prevent STIs which is why I too masturbate squirrels
Open mic comedians are like spiders. They're more afraid of you than you are of them. And people hate em!
Got my fiancée those light-up sneakers so she can foot-fuck me in the dark
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About jez watts
★★★★1/2 Perth Happenings ★★★★ Fourth Wall ★★★★ “Hilarious" Whats On In Adelaide
★★★★ “Smooth and calm under pressure...laugh out loud funny” The Australia Times
"Delivery in telling a story second to none" Rotunda Media
“Riffs with an energy and glee that is infectious” Perth Theatre Reviews
Jez Watts is a stand up comedian, writer & podcaster based in Melbourne, Australia. He tells jokes there and other places.
Host of the internationally touring sellout show showcase The Nasty Show, he's been tour support and performed with Ari Shaffir (USA), Brian Posehn (USA; Mr Show, Just Shoot Me), Duncan Trussell (USA; Drunk History, Adventure Time), Sami Shah (Pakistan; QI), Joe Mande (USA; Parks & Rec, Love) and 'Little Esther' Povitsky (USA).
For the last 4 years he's produced a new hour of standup for each festival season and regularly tours both throughout Australia and internationally.
He used to put out a the weekly podcast "Brief Interviews With Hideous Men" Stream Online / iTunes but has not released a new episode of it in a year, and has written for the SBS pilot 'Studio 33'. Watch Studio 33 Online