Jez Watts will be performing Absolute Zero at Perth Fringe Feb 12-17 2019
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Loads of fun hosting @ShapiroTuesdays for the first time last night. V. thoughtful of bookers to start paying my fi… https://t.co/VNhK3V6X7Z -
RT @rodneyrothman: 1) Years ago when I wrote for David Letterman we would make these fake broadway shows and put them on at the end of… https://t.co/PZkcz7LPEU
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Got given a girdle. Anyone else unwrap someone calling them a fat cunt for Christmas?
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RT @rhysjamesy: COCA COLA: If you drink me, I will kill you. PEOPLE: Yeah whatever fill 'er up! WATER: If you drink me, I will mak… https://t.co/Ry8qA7LLGl
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RT @Zi_W: Twenty years from now, kids listening to "Baby it's cold outside" are gonna find it really, really weird. We're go… https://t.co/ueSNkueoEZ